Evil One v.1.0

          Evil One – adj.  Gr   Meaning to cause mischief or grief for personal pleasure.
 Or, as I like to call her………Wife.
 Come on guys, you know what I am talking about.  When you were dating, the sun rose and set in your ass.  You got sex when  YOU wanted it, as often as you wanted it, and had no complaints.  If you wanted to go out for an evening with your friends, or spend half the night gaming on the computer….It was ok.    She knew her ass could be replaced….QUICKLY.
 

Then we…as dumb asses ( another story entirely) think we better lock this one in permanently, cause she is the most understanding, and sexual person you know right.  WRONG!!!!!  Dumb Shits…all of us.
 

The Hell You Say ?
 

We feed them wedding cake, and all your fun is over with.  “When are we going to spend time together”  and “when are you going to get off that phone”
 

Ever heard that before guys?   “All you do is spend time ______________”
                                                                                 Insert bitch here
 

Well evil one v.1.0  needs to realize, that despite the fact she has a ring on, her ass is still replaceable.
 

Bro’s before Ho’s

~ by bofhjr716 on March 19, 2006.