Oh wow!!!

Have you ever been in a room with or been chatting with someone and they exclaim to the world “Oh wow!!”? More often than not you have to then ask…”what is so neat etc. ?”

So… Bastard that I am, I have come up with a few funny retorts to make sumbitches speak up. Some are generic, but most are gender based, so I will separate them.

Male

1. Finally figure out that people are laughing at you?
2. The other one finally dropped didn’t it?
3. Just now figured out that hair is actually your penis?

Female

1. Yes, your ass really is that big
2. I know… silence is amazing isn’t it?
3. See, I told you I would listen more if you nagged less!!

~ by bofhjr716 on October 31, 2009.