The Hell You Say!

The Bastard Junior Strikes Again!!!

In the begining God…….

with 3 comments

In the beginning God…… Anyone would recognize this as Genesis 1:1. It goes on to tell of the creation of Earth, and all the animals, plants, water, and finally, man.  What the bible leaves out, is that after God gave Adam a companion (Eve), and they were together for a while….. He decided to create another thing, and it was good…..DIVORCE!!!

 

“Ok Adam and Eve, you made Cain and Abel….propagated the human race, now…to keep you from killing each other, here is this magical piece of paper that says you no longer have to put up with each other”.

 

Of course the devil had to put his two cents in….  “Naw Damnit….here’s this wonderful thing called child support”.

 

So God gave us Lawyers, and so on and so on…….

 

I digress…….         The thing is, when we reach a certain point, were we want to throttle the hell out of our spouse, that is one thing.   But when you spend a significant part of the day planning how to make the spouse miserable, prolly time to use the lifeboat and get off the sinking ship.  Not such an easy thing with children involved, but it beats a life stretch in the pen. for murdering the ________________ .

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Written by bofhjr716

March 26, 2006 at 4:11 am

Posted in Family

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  1. Plot and plan much?

    The Bastard

    March 26, 2006 at 5:07 am

  2. Biting my tongue here… trying not to go to prison for accessory before the fact.

    jcoftw

    March 26, 2006 at 3:06 pm

  3. I resemble these remarks.

    The Bastard

    March 27, 2006 at 5:11 am


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