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Archive for April 2006

Chain Letters

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I am sick of getting these B.S. chain letters in my e-mail inbox.  I got one the other day that I think is closer to how we in this family feel.

Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always
sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
series of promises that really speaks to true friendship!

1. When you are sad…I will get you drunk (or gorged on chocolate) and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue…I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile…I'll know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared…I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried…I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused…I will use little words to explain.

7. When you are sick…stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall…I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath…I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

Written by bofhjr716

April 30, 2006 at 4:49 pm

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Thought for the Day 4/28/06

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Government for the people……….

I remember that from my government class in high school. 

So if the government is so concerned with the well-being of it's citizens, then explain this and this to me.

Why should the President of the United States have to be pressured into doing the job he was hired to do……Look out for the well being of the citizens of his country.  If the current system of government is so corrupt that it can't be bothered to fulfill it's obligation to the country…. than we need a new one.

Written by bofhjr716

April 28, 2006 at 10:40 am

9.11.01

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As many of you may have heard, a new movie is coming out about 9/11.

First, I don’t know about all of you, but I go to the movies to be entertained. I want to see some action, or see something funny, not get depressed or sad. If I wanted to be depressed, I would spend the evening alone with my wife. If I wanted to be sad… I would contemplate an eternity alone with only her in the same room with me.

Second, making a movie about this terrible tragedy, is like rubbing salt in the wound of all the folks who lost someone on that horrible day. When are we going to give these folks a chance to heal? When are we going to give them some closure?

Third and Last. Habib Salami Samlami towel head planned this attack to bring fear into the hearts of all Americans. That’s why they call it TERRORISM. mkay Constantly bringing it up, is serving towel head’s purpose.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Written by bofhjr716

April 24, 2006 at 4:57 pm

Thought for the Day 4/24/06

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What country are we in again?….

the 5th of May or Cinco de Mayo is right around the corner, and is a very important day in Mexican history. It represents a great victory with regards to Mexican independence. I am very happy for the Mexican people.

We are not in Mexico. Why is the government of the United States of America allowing a Mexican holiday to be celebrated so openly in the U.S.? Is the 4th of July celebrated in Mexico… How about President’s Day? I am not saying July 4th, or President’s Day is more important than Cinco de Mayo. To the people of the two countries, they are all equally important to the person who has the national heritage to match the holiday. We as Americans are loosing our national heritage. We have allowed the encroachment of other cultures to the point where another country’s holidays and traditions are more important than our own. Are we so afraid of offending a foreign country that we sacrifice our culture and heritage to be tolerant?

Written by bofhjr716

April 24, 2006 at 4:43 pm

Thought for the Day 4/23/06

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Absence makes the heart grow fonder….

I don't know who said it. But I will buy it to a degree.

Mom got home today from a trip to see the closet Bastard-in-law, and the Bastardette. I can't tell you how glad I am that she made it home safely, and in good spirits.

Welcome home Mom

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April 23, 2006 at 10:33 pm

Thought for the Day 4/22/06

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We in this family have a capacity rub folks the wrong way. We don’t intend to do this (most of the time anyways), but with our “no play games, no play politics, see bullshit- call bullshit” philosophy …..it just happens. My brother the Bastard has told me on more than one occasion “There is such a thing as too honest” and the Matriarch calls it “brutal honesty”. Well, I am pissed. And this is prolly going to be ugly, rub folks the wrong way, and give folks a dose of the red ass. Here goes.

 

I consider myself a fairly conservative person. Feel like a country’s government has an obligation to its citizens first. We send billions of dollars to feed the starving babies in Africa, or Asia, or help some third world country develop a birth control strategy. We send our military all over the world to keep the peace in places that have been fighting since the dawn of time.

All of this needs to stop.

 

Charity starts at home. Here in the U.S.A., we have all kinds of starving babies that need to be fed. Countless veterans and mentally handicapped persons living homeless on the streets, because the government has cut funding to the necessary mental health programs that would help them lead a half-ass normal life. World wide, for a super power, our public education system sucks. Why?

 

Oil companies show RECORD!!!! Profits, while we pay $3.00 plus per gallon of gasoline, and get told we are paying a exorbitant amount of money for fuel, because folks were killed in the middle east, there is a ethanol shortage, we are in an oil crunch, or some other reason. BULLSHIT!!!!!!!! There is all kind of oil around. Oil shale in the Rocky Mountains, oil sands in Canada, more damn oil than can be hauled this century in Alaska. Ethanol is made from corn. Has there been a corn famine in the news that I missed? Hell No!! Corn producers say they have enough ethanol to spare. Nothing saddens me more than when I hear of a U.S. Soldier, Marine, Airman, Sailor, Coast Guardsman, Reservist, or Civilian Worker getting killed in a foreign conflict. But to have the oil companies using this as an excuse for a fuel rate increase…

BULL FUCKING SHIT!!!! SHAME ON YOU!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR

BRING OUR SOLDIERS, WORKERS, AND TAX DOLLARS HOME!!!

FIX THE PROBLEMS HERE BEFORE WE TRY TO FIX EVERYONE ELSE'S!!

Written by bofhjr716

April 22, 2006 at 8:43 pm

Thought for the Day 4/21/06

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People who drive in Dallas are some of the rudest some bitches on the planet. Following Distance is a basic highway courtesy. At 60 Miles per hour, it takes the average passenger vehicle 240 ft to come to a complete stop. Takes a 18 wheeler 525 feet. With that being said, why do people insist on following vehicles with 1-2 car lenghts between them. Are people in such a hurry to die? To destroy a vehicle? Please help me to understand this! I drove commercial vehicles for 5 years. Trained a few dozen professional drivers, and taught them to not only obey the rules of the road… but the courtesy of the road. I have seen so many traffic collisions due too following to close. People need to stop and think, is the 1:100th of a second that I have gained by tailgating this person worth my life? Just do yourself a favor… BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!!

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April 21, 2006 at 9:13 pm