The Hell You Say!

The Bastard Junior Strikes Again!!!

The Evil Empire

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Anyone who has ever done any appreciable work with PC compatible computers has had to endure a phone call to the evil empire. The evil empire has one mantra…. Money

 

“Who is this “Evil Empire?” you might ask. Microsoft

 

 

You know you got the right stuff on the machine. Check

Have the product key entered right. Check

 

Error….. Shit

 

So I get on the phone with Ms. Habib Samlami Salami, from some where in sand land or India and it is an effort in linguistic futility to understand these guys.

 

Question 1 What the hell was Microsoft thinking outsourcing their tech support to a country where you can’t understand a damn word they are saying.

 

Question 2 What the hell was Microsoft thinking outsourcing their tech support to a country where a good percentage of the population is Muslim …… why haven’t they been investigated to determine if they are supporting terrorist organizations….. oh, that’s right, they got the money to kill that stuff.

 

Question 3 What did she say? Oh, I am thanking you so very much for shopping in my cousin Sahid Samlami Salami’s convenience store?

 

Grrrrrr…. Bastards

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Written by bofhjr716

April 2, 2006 at 1:03 am

Posted in Work

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  1. LMFAO! Now THAT is funny shit!

    bofh69

    April 2, 2006 at 1:05 am

  2. snort. lmao

    jcoftw

    April 2, 2006 at 2:29 am


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