The Hell You Say!

The Bastard Junior Strikes Again!!!

Thought for the Day 4/6/06

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P.T. Barnum made a statement long ago that think holds true even today.

There’s a sucker born every minute.

 

I have a revised version of that very statement.

There is a moron born every minute.

 

If you don’t believe it…just go out in public, and see how many poor dumb bastards are wearing wedding bands. How and the fuck did we let these treacherous women believe we were getting into a good thing?!?!?!? We ought to have our heads examined.

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Written by bofhjr716

April 6, 2006 at 7:28 pm

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  1. Ya think? My brother…..master of the obvious.

    bofh69

    April 7, 2006 at 3:27 am

  2. It is because you think that person is going to make you happy. She thinks you are going to make her happy. That fails, maybe a baby will make you happy.

    Every body is miserable except psychiatrists and lawyers….they are getting rich.

    dipschitt…..didn’t you learn anything from me when you were growning up? I know, you thought you’d be different from me. Sorry baby

    Mom

    April 7, 2006 at 5:59 am

  3. I agree. Personally, I will never be married. But not because I’m afraid of being made a sucker of by a woman- or a man, in my case, but because{I know this sonds odd}, but imagine, just iomagine- having sex with 1 person for the rest of your life?!!!! OMG I DONT think so……. lol. xx

    happychick

    April 7, 2006 at 7:17 am

  4. “but imagine, just iomagine- having sex with 1 person for the rest of your life?!!!! OMG I DONT think so……. lol”

    Happychick, that’s what gets us brothers in trouble.

    bofh69

    April 7, 2006 at 2:43 pm

  5. What can I say- tell it how it is. And besides- people dont judge girls. xx

    happychick

    April 7, 2006 at 3:13 pm

  6. Two wives and 6 girlfriends in a 9 year period.

    bofh69

    April 7, 2006 at 5:37 pm

  7. We, us brothers, are NOT meant to be married.

    bofh69

    April 7, 2006 at 11:58 am

  8. who the hell can count that high, sigh

    Mom

    April 7, 2006 at 2:05 pm

  9. Five husbands, mmmmmmmmmmm fuck it

    Mom

    April 7, 2006 at 2:06 pm

  10. Five husbands, ? boyfriends, too many years. The only one that counts is the one I’ve got today.

    Mom

    April 7, 2006 at 2:07 pm

  11. Too Fuckin Many!!!!

    bofhjr716

    April 7, 2006 at 2:26 pm

  12. For one night at least….! 😛

    bofhjr716

    April 7, 2006 at 2:27 pm

  13. When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.
    Never get married in the morning, you never know who you will meet that night.
    Show me a man who won’t eat his wife and I’ll show you a woman I can fuck.
    Who the fuck am I to talk………..after 5 wives………………..A guy once said that from now on instead of getting married he is going to find the ugliest meanest bictch he can, buy her a house and hit the fucking road.
    I know I have a gf right now…..big fucking secret huh………………..that if I had met her some 30 years agao I would be a richer and more successful man.
    YOu gotta roll the fucking dice tho…………….So don’t any of us beat ourselves up. At least we aren’t walking thru this shit in the dark………….

    Lonnie Vessell

    April 7, 2006 at 7:17 pm

  14. A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
    The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
    The man was impressed.
    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
    Again, the man is impressed.
    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
    Obviously, the man was impressed.
    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her.

    Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.
    Men are like that, you know.

    swabbie

    April 7, 2006 at 8:02 pm

  15. Don’t do it it is a trick. 1 wife-7 years, one 1 1/2 year mistake , lots of flings and I find that the flings are much more rewarding and honest. I know when a person thinks they are in love forever, it’s just the passion speaking and after that is gone, ya better have something else in common or at least to talk about.
    I think that is why now, I value friendship over any of the other shit.

    donna

    April 10, 2006 at 11:47 pm

  16. Amen sister!

    jcoftw

    April 11, 2006 at 11:18 pm

  17. Well, I lose- 3 boyfriends, 2 random flings in a 4 year period. Not even a marriage! xx

    happychick

    April 12, 2006 at 1:24 am


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