The Hell You Say!

The Bastard Junior Strikes Again!!!

Funny Stuff

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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry
answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd
grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd
grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would
give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go
to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me askhim
some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and

Theprincipal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the

Harry: "Bubble gum"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of heat and excitement?
"Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,"Put Harry
in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong……

Written by bofhjr716

May 30, 2006 at 2:29 am

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  1. oooppps i think all those answers were wrong! specially “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”:)

    Hell Boy

    May 30, 2006 at 4:11 am

  2. mmmmmmmmm I’m thinking I’m still in the first grade!


    May 30, 2006 at 10:34 am

  3. 🙂 Hahaha! I had to re-read that one coz I didn’t get it. 🙂


    May 31, 2006 at 1:19 am

  4. Good one!

    PS: Came here through Next Blog button.


    June 6, 2006 at 7:47 am

  5. Well shit. Not one sibling but two who has turned into a no blogging asshole. You suck too, ya prick bastard.

    The Bastard

    June 12, 2006 at 1:23 am

  6. You tell him, Mark.


    June 12, 2006 at 1:55 am

  7. i’ve failed again. wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    WTF! Me and Mark the only ones with the REAL blogging OCD gene?


    June 13, 2006 at 11:21 am

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