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Happy Birthday Sis!

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So today my sister Gina is still 29+ some undisclosed number.   The funny part about this, is with our families genetics… she still looks 29.  Love you sis and hope you have a wonderful day.

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November 15, 2010 at 2:04 pm

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Happy Birthday Mom

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Today,  My mother turns the Big 60…….   I can’t believe she let me live long enough to see her turn 50, much less 60.   Happy Birthday Mom !  I hope it’s a good one, cause you damned sure deserve it.

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March 21, 2007 at 5:31 am

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Same Tape

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In my family, growing up, you respected your elders. PERIOD. If you didn't, you were subject to be picking your ass up off the floor on the other side of the room. That having been said, the respect your elders rule is still in place in the family….. with the noticeable exception on the Evil Grand-Bastardette. We have the "uh-huh's" and "yeah's" down right were they need to be. She is 83 years old, and in the last 3 decades I have heard….7 or 8 different stories. It makes you wish the memory was on CD and you could use progressive scan to find a new story. Blah Blah Blah /heard it (skip) BlahBlahBlah/ heard it (skip) Blah Blah-Blah/ ah damn-it, you changed the beginning of that one (skip)

She is here right now. And I have heard 3 variations of the same story since noon. It's time like this I recall the passage from the book of JOB Chapter 13 verse 15 :

Though he slay me, Yet will I trust in him

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May 10, 2006 at 7:30 pm

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Anger Management

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In my life I have been mad. Alot…. Alot…. Alot….

More than you think……

Alot….

I am very proud of the fact that I have never struck a woman in anger. Although the temptation is there from time to time. I have to sit back and think, what will happen to my son if I pummel his mom into bitch goo? I don't like what the ole logic circuits tell me what will happen. So I have to focus on school, and work. I can only fulfill my fantasies of ripping the evil ones arms off, and beating her to death with them to my dreams. Until I can permanently change HER living arrangements, I must resort to keeping my hands in my pockets, and walking away when she pisses me off.

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May 9, 2006 at 4:12 pm

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The Bear

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One of my favorite movies of all time is Gardens of Stone. One very noticeable line in the movie is when James Earl Jones says” Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you!”

 

As you may have read on the ole parental unit’s blog… The Evil Grand-Bastardette is going to be here for three days starting tomorrow. As J.E.J. said “some days the bear gets you”. But why Lord? Why… did you turn a PACK of hungry bears loose on us?!?!?!?

 

Did we do something so awful to merit this agony?

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May 9, 2006 at 3:58 pm

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Silver Wings

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In about 10 minutes I am to take my sister, possibly the neatest person alive to Dallas Love Field, to get on a plane for home. As much as we bust on each other, I have to admit I am a happier person this weekend with her being here.  It saddens me that she is leaving.  I have never really expressed my feelings for the bastardette, but Gina I want you to know that you are a very special person, and I love you more than you will ever truly know.  Love you sis.  All of my love and a safe flight

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April 10, 2006 at 2:38 pm

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The Bathroom

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The bathroom has been a source for debate between men and women since the som bitch was created.  So, here I am this morning taking my nice warm shower, and I can't find a frickin place to set a foot, elbow, or any other damn thing……cause 3 women have more fucking shit in the shower than any third world country needs..   What is this fucking rock thing? Mom you loosing your marbles in the shower now too!??  25 razors????   Granted…  Almost 90% of this shit is Evil One 1.0's but WTF? all I have is a loofa, bottle of body wash, and Shampoo….What else is there?   Let the debate begin

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April 10, 2006 at 8:15 am