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TSA part 1

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On Tuesday the 10th of November I got to Dallas Love Field in Dallas, Texas.   Like most passengers I moved to the ticket counter to check my bag, and check for any special NOTATs ( that’s Notice to Air Travelers for the uninformed).  Being a frequent air traveler, I am familiar with the majority of the Department of Homeland Security’s rules and regulations.  Some of them I am in complete agreement with.  Some of them makes me think they got some poor kid off the short bus, took his helmet from him, stuck him in a concrete room for a week, then told him..”Write some reg’s for us”.

This prompts my new name for the TSA.  I will no longer be referring to this agency as the Transportation Security Administration.       They are now..  Terminally Stupid Asshats.

While I had no issues taking my novel through security, the individual behind me was a Southwest Airlines Pilot in Command (also referred to as Captain).  On his flight case was several decals identifying him as a former United States Air Force pilot.  The Asshats practically stripped him in front of the terminal to clear him through security.  So here begins the real rant.

This poor guy spent several years as a pilot in the Air Force, meaning he held (and prolly still holds) a security clearance.  He is an airline pilot, which means these same asshats crawled up his ass with a scanning electron microscope to check everything about him and his family.  He holds an airman’s card (pilots license) which means the FAA crawled up his ass to check him out.  Yet these asshats are going to put him through this level of humiliation to get to his plane and do his job.

While I was putting my shoes back on watch the Asshats at the security checkpoint, I saw the “LEAD Asshat” tell a person to remove his laptop from the bag and power it on so he could verify it wasn’t an explosive device. …. I wasn’t aware the TSA flunkies at the airport were EOD trained.  And judging by the cursory examination of the laptop, they aren’t.   Even the non-trained, explosive stupid person who payed attention in chemistry class knows that with a few household chemicals you could make a plastic explosive.  Then with some solder and basic electronics knowledge, apply it to a non active circuit.     to the TSA I say this….. MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I am going to fast forward to Oakland, California.     While waiting for my plane to begin boarding, I saw a pack of asshats come walking through the concourse.  These 10 TSA folks come walking through like a Gestapo detachment.   They stop at our gate and begin “random pat downs”.  No biggie I tell myself.  I am sure some moron who has been promoted beyond ability based on a double digit IQ has decided these random pat downs are a good idea.  I clear the pat down, and hand the gate agent my boarding pass.  As I move into the receiving area of the jetway there is a lone Nazi Asshat who decides that a 6′ tall whiter than white redneck to talks like he spent 10 years driving cattle is particularly menacing, and needs a re-re-pat down.  OK.  This Gestapo crew was doing their job…. fine…..I get this…..  Those who made the rules that these folks with no critical thinking skills have to follow… are complete and total FUCKTARDS!!!!!!

I understand that the vast majority of criminals are stupid, but weeping Jesus on the Cross….. HELEN KELLER COULD SNEAK CONTRIBAND PAST THESE MORONS.

All I could think as I am on the plane to Portland was… that’s our tax dollars at work.   GG DHS   GG


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November 14, 2009 at 12:45 pm

Daylight Savings Time

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Before all you people with NO sense of humor chime in, I know the reason we observe D.S.T.   So before you start this is a preemptive STFU.


Daylight Savings Time makes me grumpy.   The older a person gets, the harder it is to modify our sleep patterns.  Another thing that happens in the aging process…. A major dose of the grumpy ass when our sleep gets fucked with.  If you are a member of my family you are a grumpy ass if your sleep gets fucked with regardless of age.  The grumpy just gets worse as we get older.  There is my grumpy observation for the day.

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November 2, 2009 at 11:01 am

Posted in General Rants

Musicus Interuptus

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Interuptus : according to the bastard jr. v.  Causing someone to stop an activity that they are engaged in.


So yesterday I am playing the 12 string, taking a little break from working on a PC of a family friend.  When I play my music, I get into a groove.  It’s  a kind of Zen state if you will.  It allows me to relax and recharge, all while expressing what little artistic talent I have.  If I feel like stopping or have a set time to stop, that’s one thing.  But being forced to stop because some cockbag fuckfaced jerkoff decides that’s the time to call me and sell me shit over the telephone makes me want to take a pair of barbed wire fencing pliers, and rip his anus out through his nose.

Now you might say that is a tad extreme.   You might even say ” Now Adam, that’s over reacting a bit now ain’t it?”  To those that may ask that… you obviously don’t know me very well.  That’s not even getting warmed up.   I have very, very few real passions in my life.  my music is one of them though.  So please….. don’t screw with it.

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October 30, 2009 at 7:46 am

You would be proud

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Yes folks that is right.  I believe I handled my attitude and temper with great focus, and dignity. These past few days, yours truly has been down with the latest stomach bug. Every morning and evening I have dutifully notified my boss as to my condition, as I think a good employee should.  This morning the alarm goes off, I pick up the phone and call the boss man. ” Feeling 1000 times better, will see you at 7:00″  He replies ” Well I have a concern.  I am a little worried about the communicability of this bug.  I would hate for you to come back and everyone else get sick and be out for a few days.”  At this point I want to say something witty like “I don’t have cholera, just a stomach bug”, but better judgment kicks in and I say ” I would hate for that to happen too.  I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. Although, I have my appetite back, and need restroom visits as little as before I got sick.  I seriously doubt there will be an issue.”  He is quiet for a moment then replies in his Mister Rogers personality ” I believe I would feel better if you went to the doctor, and make sure you are not still contagious before returning to work.”    WTF????   I don’t know how long it has been since any of you reading this have been to a doctor, but trying to get in to see one as a walk in patient is like pulling jaw teeth from a alligator:  If you get it done, you come out a hell-of-a lot more miserable than when you started.  Needless to say, I am a little aggro at the whole deal.  So I go into the office, and speak with boss man.  ” I am ok, all better, and am ready to tackle this project.”  “Well there is an issue here.” he says.  ” This is a business, and there are certain expectations employers have. We all show up at the same time, and leave at the same time, blah blah blah.”  Yes sir I understand” I reply.  In my mind the bastard gene goes into hyper-active overdrive, with a Nitrous Oxide boost.  thoughts like Fuck you in the neck with a stethoscope… a time-clock, no …… Conan the Barbarian’s sword!!!!.

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August 17, 2006 at 3:39 pm

Posted in General, General Rants, Work

Thought for the Day 4/21/06

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People who drive in Dallas are some of the rudest some bitches on the planet. Following Distance is a basic highway courtesy. At 60 Miles per hour, it takes the average passenger vehicle 240 ft to come to a complete stop. Takes a 18 wheeler 525 feet. With that being said, why do people insist on following vehicles with 1-2 car lenghts between them. Are people in such a hurry to die? To destroy a vehicle? Please help me to understand this! I drove commercial vehicles for 5 years. Trained a few dozen professional drivers, and taught them to not only obey the rules of the road… but the courtesy of the road. I have seen so many traffic collisions due too following to close. People need to stop and think, is the 1:100th of a second that I have gained by tailgating this person worth my life? Just do yourself a favor… BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!!

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April 21, 2006 at 9:13 pm

In the neck…… With a C-5 Galaxy

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When I was 16, I got my first job. I worked at the local McDonalds. My manager told me that “The customer is ALWAYS right” Period, the end. Over the years, while working I have had to remind myself of that. In my own business, I have had to take a loss on a few jobs, because The customer is always right.

I have just spent 45 minutes on the phone with the most worthless some bitch on the planet, who wouldn’t know customer service if it bit him in the ass!!! Grrrrr

Business owners, and employees seem to think that as consumers, we have to take any kind of treatment they want to dish out. To them I say…. FUCK YOU IN THE NECK!!
See how long you have customers, if you keep treating them like shit.

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April 14, 2006 at 7:35 pm

Posted in General Rants

The Bathroom

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The bathroom has been a source for debate between men and women since the som bitch was created.  So, here I am this morning taking my nice warm shower, and I can't find a frickin place to set a foot, elbow, or any other damn thing……cause 3 women have more fucking shit in the shower than any third world country needs..   What is this fucking rock thing? Mom you loosing your marbles in the shower now too!??  25 razors????   Granted…  Almost 90% of this shit is Evil One 1.0's but WTF? all I have is a loofa, bottle of body wash, and Shampoo….What else is there?   Let the debate begin

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April 10, 2006 at 8:15 am